We can all agree that most of us hate reckless driving on the road. But the worst employment are still the mind-numbingly awful parking jobs. The worst drivers are the ones who can’t park well. However, we advise leaving a beautifully painted note with an angry message or some advice for the owner of the car rather than stealing someone’s car in order to get revenge. They’ll be the most irritated by it. That is the purest type of retribution there is. With this, we’ve put together a list of some of the funniest windshield notes we could find online. We laughed out loud while reading some of the letters and felt apprehensive while reading others. If you want to see what we’re talking about, keep reading below.
Caps Lock To Emphasize It
When you get a letter written in all caps, you can tell how angry the person is with you. But in this instance, things were different. The letter below is written entirely in capital letters, which is the first thing you’ll notice about it. This only serves to highlight how furious this guy is over the car that is parked in the middle of the footpath. In addition, the message’s sender said that the opportunity to slide across the car’s hood was a nice one.
Caps Lock To Emphasize It
Don’t Hate Your Neighbor
This driver received a letter from a kind neighbor. You’ll notice that the note begins positively as you read it. It was even written in a very formal tone with that salutation. You’ll nevertheless believe that the note was intended to be ironic.
Don’t Hate Your Neighbor
Apologies
It’s funny how this driver made the effort to write to the driver of the car whose windshield he had scribbled a regrettable comment. He even had time to write a letter and stick it on the car’s windshield. All joking aside, this incident should serve as a lesson to all car owners to properly park their vehicles if they don’t want them to be bumped or scratched. What made it even funnier was when the author wrote, “because you looked rich, I’m not leaving my number.”
Apologies
Mad Kitty
Take a look at how meticulously this man wrote the note he left for the car’s driver. On his paper, he drew a cranky cat. Even more intriguing is how quickly this man was able to come up with such a brilliant notion. When most of us can’t remember what we ate the night before, we ate for supper.
Mad Kitty
Emergency Chalk
This is one of our personal favorites. View it, please. Who carries chalk about with them, after all? It seems as though this person had finally been provided the chance to utilize that chalk for that particular objective. Imagine the satisfaction this guy felt after doing this assignment.
Emergency Chalk
The Dude You Pissed Off
Just by reading the message, you can tell how irate the sender is. He threatened to plow his monster truck into this driver’s car. Aside from that, the man ended his message with the word “sincerely,” which does not necessarily indicate that he is serious. despite the fact that we are certain that he intended the note’s contents.
The Dude You Pissed Off
Helen Keller Needs Parking Lessons
Should we record this somewhere? That’s alright, I guess. This person went too far by writing a “message” for the driver. The letter was scrawled on the car’s windshield by the driver! It’s obvious that this is excessive, but it’s also one of the funniest things ever.
Hellen Keller Needs Parking Lessons
The Meme
The owner of this car received a meme from this person. It all began with the meme, which was appropriate given the circumstances. But what really made us laugh was the time the motorist took to write this note. He even had enough time to choose the ideal meme, print it, and put it in the car of the driver.
The Meme
Peanut Butter Wins
Anyone who witnessed something like this being done to their car would be furious. The perpetrator, however, might be much more furious given that they used peanut butter to scrawl a letter addressed to the owner of this car. To send a letter to someone who has irritated you, picture forgoing your favorite peanut butter.
Peanut Butter Wins
Carly Rae Jepsen’s Song
Just look at how clever this person is. If there ever was a perfect version of Call Me Maybe by Carly Jepsen, this is it! Just glance at the note, please. The word selection and placement are ideal. Perfect lyrics were used. Moreover, the notion that whoever wrote the message may produce such lyrics.
Carly Rae Jepsen Song
Happy Holidays!
The meaning of this message is obvious. Take a quick look at it. It was all carefully planned and carried out. I’m not sure about you, but if I were the one who received such a message, I would make it a point to never use that parking spot again. I’d be so terrified. Isn’t this a lovely message to receive during the Christmas season?
Happy Holidays
Just That Simple
Even though this note wasn’t as detailed or extensive as the ones we’ve showed you, the message was still clear. Its author made a point of being direct and succinct, not sugarcoating anything.
Just That Simple
Parking Guideline
This is another one of our favorites. Isn’t the best way to teach someone to perform better to provide them a guideline? On the other hand, this wasn’t just an idea. It was both simple and annoying at the same time. I don’t know about you, but if I were you, I would be sure to keep this in mind.
Parking Guideline
Fudge You
This statement is filled to the brim with fury and anger. Watch it for a moment. Who would write a message on a windshield with so many “f**k”s? Who are we to make judgments, though? This person was upset and having a hard time. Undoubtedly, this was not the first time this driver had parked in this manner.
Fudge You
Please Have Mercy
We’re certain that anyone who files this kind of appeal has received numerous parking tickets. Instead of requesting the ticketing officer, why not park somewhere else or look for a pleasant site to park your car? If you were the ticket officer, would you spare this car?
Please Have Mercy
What Grammar?
Although this message is lengthy, reading it will reveal that it is riddled with nonsense. Did you really have the time to type all of this crap when all you want to tell the driver is “don’t park like a tool”? You’ve just forced yourself to doubt your own grammar skills.
What Grammar
Who? Stevie Wonder?
This letter cracks me up. Why would a youngster be involved in this? What justifies dragging Stevie Wonder? The next time you write a letter, just get straight to the point and explain how awful the recipient’s parking situation is. However, I’m just interested. Do you think Stevie Wonder has bad parking skills, like this driver?
Who? Stevie Wonder?
What A Jerk
It was only a matter of time until this person received his due punishment. Why do you believe you would choose to park in a disabled space? What a total jerk move that was. Give the person who actually needs it that parking space. Take your privileged card somewhere else! I’m hope he receives justice.
What A Jerk
Take The Bus
This person must have observed numerous vehicles improperly parked. I wonder how many cards he made specifically for those annoying situations, which, when you think about it, is actually better. You wouldn’t have to worry about what to write on it, and it would save you time compared to composing one. I began to consider whether we ought to begin carrying cards similar to that as well.
Take The Bus
I Will Not Look For You, I Will Not Pursue You
There is nothing worse than someone taking the time to write a long message, get it printed, and then come back and stick it on your windshield. Who makes that sort of effort? Obviously, this person. The comment given by Liam Neeson only made it scarier.
I Will Not Look For You, I Will Not Pursue You
Wouldn’t That Be Great
Another meme made it onto our list, however unlike the first, this one was handwritten and sketched. These people are quite good, and it’s incredible that they had so much time to draw and look for a meme.
Wouldn’t That Be Great
Thanks For Being Rude!
He or she was able to express their feelings despite neither writing it nor sticking it on the windshield. Parking in a spot that has been shoveled for you is quite rude. Next time, be more responsible and find your own parking space.
Thanks For Being Rude
Dear Guy
It’s brief and straight to the point, but it has impact. Although this note is shorter than some of the others on our list, it accomplishes the same objective. Go find a decent parking space if you don’t want to be considered a jerk by the general populace. Nothing more needs to be said about this picture. It speaks for itself, the picture.
Dear Guy
Are You Katrina?
We are all aware of the destruction caused by Storm Katrina, but if there is one thing I dislike, it is when a hurricane is compared, particularly when a fatality occurs. This note seems to have been carefully thought out. Even while some may find it dismal and foreboding, it has some humorous aspects.
Are You Katrina?
My Ice Cream Melted!
Without a doubt, this is one of the list’s funniest windshield notes! When we read this, we were laughing so hard that we were in tears. It made us want to find the person and deliver an ice cream package to them. Ice cream is, of course, delicious and perfectly frozen. Next time, Mr. Important, please don’t double park so this citizen can enjoy their ice cream.
My Ice Cream Melted
When in New York
The weekends are the only time when New York City residents get a break from their rigorous weekday schedules, as we all know. I can appreciate why the two people who left these messages did so. Everyone wants to enjoy their weekend, isn’t it true?
When In New York
Why Are You So Mad?
This warning, which was posted on the windshield, is at once intrusive and blunt. This is the kind of note I personally would detest finding on my windshield. But let’s hold off on passing judgment. This person’s wrath must be motivated by this driver’s terrible parking technique.
Why Are You So Mad?
Want Some Vaseline?
I don’t know about you, but this note made me feel anxious. Look at the letter, please. Do you want the door knobs and wipers to be vaselined? Likewise, may a tow vehicle be sent to your location? Even if it seems entirely acceptable, I wouldn’t park in the same spot again if I were you. The person has at the very least given you a warning. The next time, take it and leave it somewhere else.
Want Some Vaseline?
Thanks, X
The idea is that what you use to write a windshield message doesn’t really matter. It doesn’t matter if it’s on a piece of paper or a pad; it’s all good, especially when someone has parked badly.
Thanks X
Nice Parking Job
There’s nothing like leaving a slew of notes rather than just one. Take a look at how well-crafted these windshield notes are. Apart from that, if these notes aren’t valuable to you, we don’t know what is. I’m hoping that this motorist has learned his or her lesson.
Nice Parking Job
Rhyme? We Don’t Know Her
Another song by Carly Rae Jespen with a modern twist. This one, however, does not rhyme at all, unlike the first. But that’s fine. Isn’t it more essential that you were able to say what you wanted to say?
Rhyme? We Don’t Know Her
Harry Potter?
Harry Potter… Bloody Sardine… Is that clear? In any case, make sure to leave enough room for the car in front, beside, or behind you the next time you park. Make sure there’s adequate room in the following car for the person to exit.
Harry Potter?
No Brainer
I’m not sure what will damage your ego more than this. The person who wrote this note may have complimented your parking, but you can tell it’s all sarcasm. If you don’t want to be labeled as a moron, make sure your parking is in order the following time.
No Brainer
Your Lucky I’m Tired
Is it possible that this letter was written by the tow truck driver himself? Anyway, the owner of this automobile is a very fortunate man. It’s a good thing the individual who left the message was too exhausted to have the automobile removed. Who wants their car towed, after all? No one, I’m sure.
Your Lucky I’m Tired
Savage Bob
We can all agree that Bob wins this one for crossing the line simply to leave a cruel windshield message for this motorist. Bob may have driven below the speed limit, but given this driver’s poor parking abilities, he deserved it. This only goes to prove that Bob isn’t the sort to mess with.
Savage Bob
Justifiable Dent
We couldn’t stop laughing when we read this note. I’m not sure if the person who wrote this was apologizing or simply trying to annoy the car’s driver with their poor parking skills. It’s very clear that the latter was the case. I’m curious as to how many dents and scrapes there were. We’re hoping he learned his lesson.
Justifiable Dent
Thanks For Checking
When this car owner spotted this note on his windshield, he may have been irritated. But wait, there’s more. That was the window of the automobile. Someone may have been so enraged by this driver’s poor parking that they busted his glass. Let’s hope the company’s auto insurance covers shattered windows.
Thanks For Checking
Detailed Lesson Plan
First and foremost, let us all applaud this person’s efforts in creating this note. Take a look at the level of detail in this windshield note. This individual even provided a drawing. This is by far the nicest windshield note we’ve ever seen. I’m not sure what will happen if this individual does not learn their lesson.
Detailed Lesson Plan
Color The Turtle
What could be more humiliating than being compared to a three-year-old toddler for poor parking skills? None. If you think about it, that’s already pretty bad, but there’s something even worse. It’s being handed a turtle print to teach you how to stay within the lines.
Color The Turtle
A For Effort
It’s amusing how this person has a printed-out card for every driver who fails to park correctly. I give you an A for effort! For this individual to have a well-designed and formal printed card, he or she must be dealing with a lot of mis-parked automobiles.
A For Effort
Great Day?
I don’t know about you, but after reading this windshield note left for you, would you still have a good day? No, I don’t believe so. What matters is that this individual was able to say what they intended to say.
Great Day
Transformers
Take a look at how clever this windshield note is. It’s interesting how this individual came up with such a brilliant concept. What a creative method to leave a windshield message for a driver with a mis-parked automobile.
Transformers
Hiya Cowboy!
This windshield note isn’t quite as nice and presentable as the others shown here, but it makes a great bookmark. The most crucial thing is that this card can convey the message it was intended to communicate.
Hiya Cowboy
Confusing
Check out this message on the windshield. Although it’s not as easy to understand as you may expect, it nevertheless functions perfectly. Even though the diagram is a little difficult to understand, the message was conveyed extremely efficiently and clearly.
Confusing
A Republican?
This note is likely to offend anyone who reads it. I’m sorry if I offended you, but were you compared to a Republican? The note is funny in addition to being offensive, we have to admit. So be careful not to park in two spots to avoid coming off as a republican.
A Republican?
Worst Neighbor Award
You can see the message started out well if you carefully read it. However, as the message got closer to its point, it got more aggressive and nasty. You can tell how aggravated this person was when they sent this message. I wonder what the driver thought as he read the note. What was it like to be referred to as the worst neighbor?
Worst Neighbor Award
Poor Chevy
Think about how the driver felt when he read this letter. This note is really offensive and annoying. Check out the words that were used by this person. It even made the car this driver was driving look terrible. So, be sure to park your car properly to avoid receiving unpleasant messages.
Poor Chevy
How To Park?
The memo with graphics and detailed instructions, like this one, would be our favorite if we had to pick one from the complete list. Look at how much effort was put into writing these thorough, step-by-step instructions.
How To Park?
Wear Protection
One way to properly convey your message is through this. This is, however, our favorite windshield message, I have to say. It’s not only humorous, but it’s a pretty astute way to leave a message. This person even had a condom on him, which perfectly fit the statement. It appeared as though whoever delivered it did so particularly for that event.
Wear Protection
Jigsaw
If you were a traffic officer, imagine seeing something similar on a vehicle you were going to ticket. I’m not sure about you, but if it were me, I wouldn’t think twice about writing this car’s driver a ticket. What a clever technique to annoy a traffic officer.
Jigsaw
Hey Mickey!
I really hope the kids miss this. This person has its own form of a notecard to be left for persons who improperly park their cars, similar to the ones previously stated. But this one is distinct from the first ones listed. Simply observe it.
Hey Mickey!
Look! Squirrels!
Observe yet another amusing windshield notice in your vehicle. We all started laughing at this note. This kind of note being left behind is really thoughtful of the author. We laughed hysterically at it. Our day was made.
Look Squirrels
No Offense But Your Van Is Creepy
This gentleman was the complete opposite of the other people on our list who left nasty and impolite messages. This person respectfully requested the owner of the van to park it somewhere else since it frightens him in a note that was posted on the van’s windshield. At least it was asked nicely of the driver.
No Offense But You Van Is Creepy
Please?
Would you let this car past just this once, if you were the ticket warden? Do you believe the driver’s pleading? Do you believe it was successful? In our opinion, no. But at least he continued to try, the driver. Sometimes you have to give something a shot before you can tell if it will work.
Please
Congratulations?
Is it just me, or does this feel unsettling? A balloon-themed note inside the vehicle? How exactly did those balloons enter the vehicle? Shady, yes? The person who did this was so obnoxious that they went to such lengths to irritate the car’s driver.
Congratulations
You Are A Parking Pig
Didn’t that just touch the spot? It just doesn’t sound nice when someone refers to you as a pig or compares you to one. But at the very least exercise caution when parking your vehicle. Be mindful of other motorists as well. Unless, of course, you’re a pig who doesn’t care at all.
You Are A Pig
Facebook Button Approved
The one Facebook button deserving of those with terrible parking habits. Simple but quite obvious. The messages were quite direct and concise. However, let’s not forget to recognize the efforts made by the individual who edited and printed out the cards for posting on improperly parked cars.
Facebook Button Approved
First Day Of School
Some youngsters look forward to the first day of school while others view it as the end of the world. Aside from that, finding a parking spot is the biggest challenge faced by kids during the school day. Now, if this driver received a nasty message, I wouldn’t be shocked. Just observe how the car was parked. The driver anticipated it. So unkind and self-centered.
First Day Of School
Thank You For Your Cooperation
Observe how the owner of this car posted a letter on the windshield pleading with potential thieves not to steal any of its possessions. Perhaps the next time, instead of just leaving your car outside your house with smashed windows, why not have it fixed first? Simply put, you didn’t let anyone to steal your possessions from inside the automobile. You inspired them to try to take your car.
Thank You For Your Cooperation
Mr. T Rex Who?
Where did this originate from, Mr. T-Rex? You should be aware that whoever wrote the lengthy statement on your car’s windshield is so furious and unhappy with you that they were compelled to write it. Just go fix your alarm system to stop this from happening.
Mr. T Rex Who?
As Soon As Possible!
This note may not have been as lengthy as some on our list, but it definitely got the point across. Parking can appear simple to some, but if everyone knew how to do it correctly, no one would have left a note like this. Therefore, it is only fair to suggest that this driver hire people to teach them how to park.
As Soon As Possible
Pad A Nice Day
Such a unique way to leave someone a note. Who would have imagined that menstrual pads could be used for notes? Joking aside, we don’t know what else will be apparent to you if this message still isn’t.
Pad A Nice Day
From All of Us
Imagine being despised by everyone on your street for having poor parking habits. Dude, you’ve got to answer that correctly. Additionally, you are already entitled to two places just because your automobile is fancier and more expensive than everyone else’s on your street. Please exercise caution.
From All Of Us
Cute Bunny
Once more, use the printed note cards. Even this adorable bunny finds the driver’s poor parking technique intolerable. Still, I’m astonished at how many people are engaging in this. These cards require a lot of editing, as does coming up with a clever message. Not to mention the money you have to spend on printing them.
Cute Bunny
Pull Out
I don’t know what else will offend you more than this. I’m curious as to how poor of a parking job this motorist did for someone to wish that your father had abandoned you. How horrible could it really be, I ask?
Pull Out
A Sweet Note from Spiderman
This one is actually a different kind of revenge compared to the ones I have already mentioned earlier. Even though it may sound so sweet and nice to the point that the terrible driver would most likely just ignore it, this is still a great revenge plan because the driver might actually learn his or her lesson more if someone would address it to him or her the nice way. Well, whoever wrote this note, props to you for your calmness even though the driver’s parking was kind of bad.
A Sweet Note from Spiderman
A Windshield Note Threat
If you’d come to think of it, this one is actually a great revenge plan to make a terrible driver learn a lesson. With how technology has evolved ever since the beginning, lots of people are now spending most of their time online on different social media sites. Threatening a selfish parker about posting his or her very faulty parking online would totally make him or her feel embarrassed. Hard way or not, the driver had to learn a lesson and never ever park in such a bad way again.
A Windshield Note Threat
Written and Composed Especially for You
This one is another different kind of revenge plan which happened to be a lot more peaceful compared to the plans that I have already mentioned earlier that turned out to be very crazy and savage. In this note, someone emphasized how the terrible driver was a fool as he or she parked in a very selfish manner. Well, even though it was a calm plan of revenge, let us hope that the driver truly learned his or her lesson by reading all of the note’s calm, yet savage content.
Written and Composed Especially for You
I Thought It Was a Ticket
If you were the driver who would see this kind of note being left on the windshield of your car, you would surely think that it was a real violation ticket that came from an officer. Well, reading through the whole thing, it was just actually made by someone who was pissed by the driver’s terrible way of parking a car. This one is a great revenge plan because not only would this immediately catch the driver’s attention. This would also make him/her feel embarrassed about the parking mistake.
I Thought It Was a Ticket
Angry Potato Clan
Now, this one is kind of different compared to the other revenge plans that I have already mentioned – it turned out silly instead of being threatening. Let me explain to you what is happening in the photo. So a driver parked his or her car in a very terrible way, and that caused someone to get pissed. Well, that person thought of a way to address the issue to the driver, and suddenly, potatoes came into his mind – and that is it! That is how this potato clan was made.
Angry Potato Clan
An Action Movie Star
In the photo shown below, you’d be able to see a white car that is parked perpendicular to the path where people were supposed to walk on – the car blocked the path. Of course, that made an inconvenience to some people. Because of that, someone thought of making a note to finally address his issues to the driver and make him get his car away from this spot. In the note, he sarcastically said how he felt like an action star by always running over the hood of the car.
An Action Movie Star
The Grumpy Cat
This one is another calm type of revenge plan. Look at how the cat was drawn in the picture – even though it was supposed to be threatening, the whole note looked cute because you can imagine the cute cat really saying that with a lovely tone. Nonetheless, this is still an effective way of addressing an issue to a driver because with this, the possibilities are high that the driver’s attention would be caught, and instead of being angry for feeling embarrassed, he/she would truly recognize the mistake.
The Grumpy Cat
Congrats, You’ve Won an Award!
Zooming in the picture that is shown below, you would be able to see a paper placed on the windshield of the red car saying, “Best Parking Job Ever.” Please take that “compliment” with sarcasm. As you can see, the red car was parked too far from the sidewalk, making a minor inconvenience to other drivers on the road. Well, this kind of revenge plan is great because the sarcasm is on point – also, it would surely catch the attention of the driver and make him/her learn a lesson.
Congrats, You’ve Won an Award!
The Inconsiderate Parker’s Prize
After parking in a very terrible manner, ending up taking a total of two parking spaces instead of taking just one, the driver of this vehicle received a note that was placed at the back of his car. The note congratulated him and even said that he was an inconsiderate parker – well, that is nothing but true. This kind of note is really savage, yet also an effective one. With this, the driver would feel really embarrassed, and with that being said, he would learn from his very own mistake.
The Inconsiderate Parker’s Prize
Being Kind in a Harsh Way
Do not get confused as the title is contradicting, but it is true. In the photo, you would be able to see a condom being left on a car along with a note – warning the driver of the car to never ever have kids who might probably inherit his parking skills and be a terrible driver as well. Of course, it was a really harsh and savage kind of note, but on the other hand, let us notice the person’s kindness and effort of giving the driver an actual condom.
Being Kind in a Harsh Way