#TurtlesAreDumb Let’s Get It Trending
Across the room, Jane Goodall is delving into the questions that the rest of us are too afraid to ask. What exactly is the source of turtles’ overdramatic behaviour on the internet and their choking on straws? They watched the video and then looked down at their Starbucks straw, and they knew in their hearts that it was all fake news. Thank you for your scientific opinion and for using such a fantastic hashtag!
#TurtlesAreDumb Let’s Get It Trending
Oreos Copied The Taco Bookmark And Yes, I Am Offended.
Due to the fact that they stole the taco post, Oreos has effectively placed a final nail in the coffin of my hypothesis that corporate marketers are all humanoid lizards seeking to comprehend humans. Thank you for kicking off a trend that no one asked for and for giving me a compelling cause to switch to Mr Christie’s products.
Oreos Copied The Taco Bookmark And Yes, I Am Offended.
