Omg Ronaldo, Please Calm Down, You’re Making A Fool Of Yourself
My encounter with Cristiano Ronaldo was really awkward, to say the least. The world-renowned soccer player was acting like a total fanboy, which was extremely cringe-worthy. He most likely had to move all of his awards, caps, and Fifa trophies out of the way in order to beg this poor man for a selfie with him. Sigh.
This Leopard’s “Trigritude” Shook Me
If you’re not using the word “tigritude” in every one of your business meetings from now on, you’re passing up an excellent opportunity to demonstrate to others how incredibly self-assured you are. We like this gentleman’s tigritude, but we regret to inform him that the animal in question is, in fact, a leopard.