Fossil Fuels
It is a waste of time and resources to research and implement green, renewable energy. Why not simply deplete the ozone layer irreversibly while fighting oil wars? We are unable to use wind energy because it causes cancer in birds.
Fossil Fuels
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The Mall
Shopping malls can be a source of anxiety. Why go when you can order everything you need from the comfort of your own home and have it delivered to your door? It’s a whole lot easier. If you’ve ever seen the glum expressions on the faces of husbands who don’t want to be included, you’ll understand what I’m talking about. We don’t want grumpy customers to ruin our shopping experience.
The Mall
