Shag Carpets
A shag carpet is the epitome of “I’m still in the 1960s.” Shag carpet was a huge blunder; it never looked good and felt strange underfoot. Future generations, I believe, will be delighted to carry on this tradition. Let’s not even get started on keeping it clean. You could instead hire a groomer.
Visors
Here’s another thing that appears to be extremely stupid. Purchase a hat to keep the sun off of your face. There are plenty of good ones! On the other hand, if you appear to be balding, a visor will always reveal your secret…