A Holiday Miracle
Perfect for fans of The Office and that one coworker who always jokes about what you’re getting them for Christmas. You could respond with “my presence,” but why would you when you could wrap up their entire desk setting and observe their amusing reaction when they walk into work in the morning?
So Much Disappointment
Step 1: Place an order for a box of Krispy Kreme donuts. Step 2: Consume all of the aforementioned donuts; Step 3: Fill the donut box with dismal rabbit food; Step 4: Watch in horror as your coworker opens the box to see the world’s biggest letdown. If it’s their birthday, it’s even better (and meaner)! (Just be prepared for them to despise you for the rest of their lives.)