Quitting in Style
If you’re going to resign from your work, why not do it in style? These jokes are especially entertaining if you dislike your job since your employer will get a confused kick out of them, but you’ll have the last laugh. When a good employee goes, the boss is virtually never happy, but the company will survive, and they will be able to squeeze more efficiency out of another poor, naive, underpaid employee. RIP.
Arachnophobes Beware
This prank is ideal (and really cruel) for the arachnophobe at your office. Just make sure you do it before anyone else in the office sees it, so no one knows if there’s a flaw lurking underneath. It’s much better if you put a fake plastic spider beneath it, but be prepared for the inevitable screaming.