He’s Got a Point…
If you despise the Comic Sans font, know that its creator does as well. His name is Vincent Connare, and he regrets creating a monster that has become an international laughingstock. But, truly, what can you do with Comic Sans? It appears to be inappropriate at a Fortune 500 company (or any reputable company). How about a kids’ birthday party? To be honest, even children might think it’s immature…
Paul’s Productivity
Paul has an incredible grasp on the size of planetary bodies in our solar system for someone who is so lethargic. Should we propose a job shift for him? He must have spent several days wrapping rubber bands around each other to produce a rubber band ball the size of a volleyball. Maybe he should study engineering. Whatever it is, it is evident that he has to leave his current position!