No Brainer
I’m not sure what will damage your ego more than this. The person who wrote this note may have complimented your parking, but you can tell it’s all sarcasm. If you don’t want to be labeled as a moron, make sure your parking is in order the following time.
Your Lucky I’m Tired
Is it possible that this letter was written by the tow truck driver himself? Anyway, the owner of this automobile is a very fortunate man. It’s a good thing the individual who left the message was too exhausted to have the automobile removed. Who wants their car towed, after all? No one, I’m sure.