33. He Swore They Were Just Friends
While delivering papers with my neighbor at 2 am, we stopped by our apartments unexpectedly. I found my two small children asleep and alone, and my husband missing. Suspecting he was with the woman across the courtyard, I banged on her door and window until she opened up. I saw my husband pulling up his pants in her bedroom, clearly just woken up. Furious that he left our kids alone, I screamed at him to return to them. He denied any wrongdoing, claiming they just “fell asleep” while hanging out. I eventually got my revenge on her.

33. He Swore They Were Just Friends