32. He’s Just A Relative
I discovered my high school girlfriend was cheating on me at her aunt’s funeral. We were in a long-distance relationship, and I drove from Ohio to Pennsylvania for the funeral. At her aunt’s house, she was hugging a guy she claimed was her cousin. The next day at the funeral home, she was distant and always with this “cousin.” When I went to my car to get her real cousin’s phone, I found her giving this guy oral sex in the backseat. She cheated on me with someone she claimed was her cousin, at her aunt’s funeral, in my car.

32. He’s Just A Relative