Alex Jones
This man isn’t well-known, in case that wasn’t clear. If you can’t back up your ridiculous claims that water makes frogs gay with evidence, you’re probably mistaken. If talking about gay toads is among the least insane things you’ve ever said, you’re a complete psychopath.
Mrs. Dash
Isn’t there an infinite number of condiments out there? Make your dishes a little more interesting by using something other than Mrs. Dash. You’ll be glad you made an effort. At the very least, experiment with a variety of premade seasoning blends. Mrs. Dash should get to know Tony Chachere.