Want Some Vaseline?
I don’t know about you, but this note made me feel anxious. Look at the letter, please. Do you want the door knobs and wipers to be vaselined? Likewise, may a tow vehicle be sent to your location? Even if it seems entirely acceptable, I wouldn’t park in the same spot again if I were you. The person has at the very least given you a warning. The next time, take it and leave it somewhere else.

Want Some Vaseline?