Color The Turtle
What could be more humiliating than being compared to a three-year-old toddler for poor parking skills? None. If you think about it, that’s already pretty bad, but there’s something even worse. It’s being handed a turtle print to teach you how to stay within the lines.
A For Effort
It’s amusing how this person has a printed-out card for every driver who fails to park correctly. I give you an A for effort! For this individual to have a well-designed and formal printed card, he or she must be dealing with a lot of mis-parked automobiles.