John was fired
“What do you mean I’m fired?!” John, perplexed, inquired of his supervisor. “I apologize, John. “You gave me no other option,” his employer stated, folding his hands together. He had just seen the CCTV footage of the newborn seal enclosure, as John had advised him to. “You have the rest of the day to pack your things and leave.”

John Was Fired
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